This is one seriously pissed-off toaster. (Taken with Instagram)

This is one seriously pissed-off toaster. (Taken with Instagram)

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LEGO CHAIRSPIN!!

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

credit: Bh

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Fredrik Hermansson. It’s a bummer he’s not with the...

Fredrik Hermansson. It’s a bummer he’s not with the band anymore. He’s amazing, and this song makes me float.

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I so want to get on this bus. :)

I so want to get on this bus. :)

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…Trashy.

…Trashy.

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This house is so freaking cool. I wouldn’t want to live...

This house is so freaking cool. I wouldn’t want to live there, on account of how freaking spooky it looks. But wow!

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Johan Hallgren. It’s a bummer he’s not with the band...

Johan Hallgren. It’s a bummer he’s not with the band anymore. He’s amazing, and this song makes me float.

Pain Of Salvation - Pluvius Aestivus (Live) [HD] (by PoSLive)

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Some of you might remember me griping a couple years ago, when I...

Some of you might remember me griping a couple years ago, when I got my Nook and B&N had just released the Nook Simple Touch soon after. Well, I just got a Nook Tablet for my birthday this summer, and NOW look what they’ve done! Eff you, B&N. Eff you. I hope you get Mufasa’d.

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Crap. I think I just had a superhero-induced seizure. WHY DID I...

Crap. I think I just had a superhero-induced seizure. WHY DID I JUST SHARE THIS!?! TURN BACK NOW!!

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lolzpicx:

lolzpicx:

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Biggest dust bunny I’ve pulled out of a computer in a very...

Biggest dust bunny I’ve pulled out of a computer in a very long time. (Taken with Instagram)

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so-relatable: soremarkable: (source) So that’s why I always...

so-relatable:

soremarkable:

(source)

So that’s why I always forget what I studied for the test when walking into class…Follow soremarkable for more!

There are far too many doorways in my house.

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OMGYES! All of it!!

OMGYES! All of it!!

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"When two planes almost collide, they call it a ‘near-miss.’ It’s a NEAR-HIT! A..."

““When two planes almost collide, they call it a ‘near-miss.’ It’s a NEAR-HIT! A COLLISION is a near-miss!””



- George Carlin



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I’m no big fan of politicians, but now we have to hunt...

I’m no big fan of politicians, but now we have to hunt them? (Taken with Instagram)

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Daughter: We're having hot dogs and cheeseburgers for dinner tonight.

Daughter: We're having hot dogs and cheeseburgers for dinner tonight.

Me: Okay, cool. *walk down the hall to my bedroom, put down my backpack, come out to walk the dog*

Julia: Dad, what are we having for dinner?

Me: Didn't you just hear your sister tell ME what we were having for dinner? Just now? You were RIGHT THERE.

Julia: That was ME!

Me: ...That was you...? Telling me what we are having for dinner?

Julia: Yeah. Oh. Never mind.

Me: *facepalm* You really need to think before you speak.



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Random Thought

Has no one ever noticed that Whoopi Goldberg doesn’t seem to look strange to us at all, even given her COMPLETE LACK OF EYEBROWS??

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Saw this episode and practically died laughing every time...

Saw this episode and practically died laughing every time Sheldon “smiled.”

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My fingers smell like garlic bread. They shouldn’t smell like garlic bread, because I...

My fingers smell like garlic bread. They shouldn’t smell like garlic bread, because I haven’t come into contact with garlic bread in days. Yet, my fingers smell like garlic bread, and I can’t figure out why…

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zOMGspinning!!!

zOMGspinning!!!

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I’ve actually done this as a kid. I’d put stuff on...

I’ve actually done this as a kid. I’d put stuff on the floor (stepping stones) and run across them to the “gap” and jump into bed. It was awesome.

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Phoenix/Julia: Where's the van?

Phoenix/Julia: Where's the van?

Me: ...We are in it.



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Phoenix: Daddy, there's no toast left!

Phoenix: Daddy, there's no toast left!

Me: Of course not. But there's bread in the drawer.



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dragonflyrae: Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

dragonflyrae:

Now you know.

And knowing is half the battle.

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Sure looks like a LOL(ing)cat to me. Probably looking at stupid...

Sure looks like a LOL(ing)cat to me. Probably looking at stupid humans on FailBlog.

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Well, if she was going for the lip-skid-faceplant, she nailed...

Well, if she was going for the lip-skid-faceplant, she nailed it.

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Who’s up for a chairspin???

Who’s up for a chairspin???

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The End Shortest Disney movie ever.

The End

Shortest Disney movie ever.

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Random Thought

I sometimes like to shut my eyes as tightly as possible, so I can see the colors and patterns. Like fractals on a computer, but more organic.

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“It was a good car, but I really drove it into the...

“It was a good car, but I really drove it into the ground.”

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I was wide awake before I ate those 3 chocolate-covered espresso beans. Now I want to sleep. WTF is...

I was wide awake before I ate those 3 chocolate-covered espresso beans. Now I want to sleep. WTF is wrong with me??

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I aim to finish this thing tonight. (Taken with Instagram)

I aim to finish this thing tonight. (Taken with Instagram)

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I don’t get bored. I just do weird crap. :)

I don’t get bored. I just do weird crap. :)

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This. Is. Too. Effing. Impressive.

This. Is. Too. Effing. Impressive.

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IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!

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My biggest fan. (Taken with Instagram)

My biggest fan. (Taken with Instagram)

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Flaptastic.

kittens-and-cake:

Flaptastic (adj) - something so awesome it makes you flap.

Usage: “Oh man, that tv show is totally flaptastic!”

Awesome. I actually use this word. Glad to see I’m not the only one. :)

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DJ BeerCozie's RainyDay Mix

DJ BeerCozie’s RainyDay Mix 9/4/12 from wokndead on 8tracks Radio.

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Holy… What the— I’m totally creeped out now. I...

Holy… What the— I’m totally creeped out now. I do NOT want to be this photographer… @_@

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